Middle School Teacher Ingredient Label Crewneck

100% Patient. 100% Unbothered.

Contents may be more overstimulated than they appear.

Pencil Dealer. Professional Repeater. Hallway Survivor. Chaos Coordinator. Loves Students.

All five of those, and it isn't even third period.

You can answer “What are we doing?” immediately after giving the directions, every time, without visible strain. You're fluent in middle school slang, missing pencils, Chromebook problems, and “Can I go to the bathroom?” You know the difference between actual drama and middle school drama. You survive hallway duty, spirit week, a mysterious smell nobody will claim, and 47 questions arriving at once. You remember who likes who, who is no longer friends, and who absolutely cannot sit together — and you seat them apart without ever saying why. And then you teach the lesson anyway.

Printed on a Gildan 18000 — classic unisex heavyweight crewneck, 8 oz, with a ribbed collar, cuffs and waistband and no side seams, brushed soft on the inside. Your name goes on the front. The whole label goes on the back: the percentages up top, the ingredients panel, the barcode, and the five icons along the bottom. MIDDLE SCHOOL TEACHER runs across the middle in your school's color — everything else stays black. Printed direct to garment, so the ink sits in the fabric rather than on top of it. In eleven colors — White, Sand, Ash, Sport Grey, Black, Navy, Royal, Forest Green, Maroon, Red and Orange.

Eyes up.

WHY TEACHERS LOVE IT
→ designed exclusively by C.LYNN&CO — you won't find this anywhere else
→ printed front and back — your name on the front, the full label on the back
→ “Knows the difference between actual drama and middle school drama” — the whole job, one line
→ eleven sweatshirt colors plus your school color on the main line — it can match the building twice over
→ a teacher gift that isn't a mug — for the team lead, the new hire, or whoever covered your class last week